I forgot that today was a Friday the 13th altogether! Then this morning, I saw this meme on Facebook, and thought it was funny - some of the answers really cracked me up!
Here's what I've thought of so far:
What if Gloria Gaynor didn't love the nightlife? What if she didn't like to boogie?
What if Santa Claus never came to town?
What if the Red Red Robin never came bob-bob-bobbin' along?
What if James Taylor was never your friend?
Feel free to play along if you like - I know I'm gonna be thinking about more of these silly things all day!