***Dear Hair ~ Tomorrow we are going to get you cut, and maybe even colored. Perhaps you could work with the stylist so that what I tell him and what you actually do within 10 minutes of leaving the salon will be the same story, and how I look when I leave there will be roughly how I look until I go for another cut.
***Dear Douchebag Neighbor ~ No, I do not want to sign your latest petition. Partly due to your douchbag-ness, but partly because I feel that, if you want to make it "more like the suburbs," that you should move to the suburbs. Many problems would be solved by this approach.
***Dear Sweet Dug the Doodle Dog ~ Please try not to get explosive diarrhea again anytime soon. And if you must (because face it, you're a dog), maybe wait until we are actually awake, instead of at 3:00 a.m. on a weekday when we have to go to work.
***Dear Administration at Work ~ You must think we are all beyond dim if you truly believe that we think we have gotten "raises," when the only reason we are getting higher salaries is because you have increased our hours in a major way. It still wouldn't be a popular decision, but if you would just admit the truth, you might be able to save a modicum of respect. Though given your track record, maybe not ...
***Dear Guy with the 10-month old Pit Bull Puppy Named Carmen ~ Thank you for letting me pet and cuddle your puppy, and be the recipient of so many puppy kisses! It made my day.
***Dear Samantha the Cat ~ Thank you for letting Dug sniff noses with you whenever we walk past your house and you are outside. He is always puzzled when other cats just run away, so you make his walk an extra good one when we run into you.
***Do you have any letters you'd like to write?
Have a good weekend!