Dear Dallas Cowboys,
Thanks so much for your visit to Philadelphia yesterday. We were all kinda worried, what with T.O. coming back to town and all, but things really turned out well, don't you think? I'm not sure when it last was that I was so happy on a Sunday night!
By the way, Drew Bledsoe, remember earlier in the week when you said for the Eagles to go ahead and bring on the quarterback blitz? Well, remember the saying: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it ... (by the way, how does the grass at Lincoln Financial Field taste? 'Cause it seems like you had plenty of face time with it.)
I hope you guys had a good trip home, though I'm sure you might have been a little bit upset.