09 October 2006

From the heart

Dear Dallas Cowboys,

Thanks so much for your visit to Philadelphia yesterday. We were all kinda worried, what with T.O. coming back to town and all, but things really turned out well, don't you think? I'm not sure when it last was that I was so happy on a Sunday night!

By the way, Drew Bledsoe, remember earlier in the week when you said for the Eagles to go ahead and bring on the quarterback blitz? Well, remember the saying: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it ... (by the way, how does the grass at Lincoln Financial Field taste? 'Cause it seems like you had plenty of face time with it.)

I hope you guys had a good trip home, though I'm sure you might have been a little bit upset.

5 comments:

Carol said...

HA! Was a good game, wasn't it?

lmj said...

Won't someone take pity and knit this man a pashmina? Something soft and warm to keep out this cold, cruel world. ;)

the wicked witch of the east said...

okay, i'm a little late w/ this one...but can i go on record and say that:

1) that's as close to goin' to the real ass-pounding jail as drew's gonna get, w/o ya know, actually goin'...cuz the d-fence made him their bitch

2) instead of "accidently" o.d.in'...T.O. should go sprewell on his agent for ruining his career...

3) suck on it bill parcells...HA!

Bridget said...

Gee, Wicked Witch of the East, why don't you tell us how you *really* feel???

:-)

the wicked witch of the east said...

um...i have an aversion to soft boots, head bands and scarfs...oh and um...judging from your picture...you're wiked hawt...