Having said that, I have decided to start the month off with some Friday letters.
Dear Bryce Harper:
So you are now one of the Phillies. Good for you. I do think you have talent, but I gotta say, I'm not a fan on a personal level. You strike me as grand example of a douchebag bro. I doubth that - or you - will change, but at least I hope you help the Phillies win. However, should you turn a team that seems to be a bunch of relatively nice sporting nerds into other douchebag bros, I'm the least of your worries, because other Philadelphia residents will straighten you out with no hesitation. Welcome to Philadelphia - the City of Brotherly Love that is not in any way for the faint of heart.
Dear Bernie Sanders:
Jesus Christ on a snowmobile, WHY do you feel the need to run for president again? Look, I agree with a lot of your concerns and ideas, but seriously, dude. Just stop.
I love you beyond words, but I wish you could understand that when you are allowed on the bed for a few minutes in the morning before we get up to go for a walk, that it would be more fun for me if you didn't feel the need to park on top of my chest. I enjoy being able to breathe, and 80 pounds of you makes it quite challenging.
Dear Knitting Podcasters:
Thank you for your company these past few months when I couldn't knit. It was nice to have you around, particularly on the days I was stuck at home and didn't feel like reading.
And that's it for me. Do you you have any letters you'd like to share??
Have a good weekend!